Soft Shirt

Once there was a mommy her soft shirt is black. This morning mama, Aiden, and poor Ryan had a poor puppet show. Duck, Elmo, turtle mom, Ryan, and Aiden talked in funny voices. 

Once upon a time there was mommy she is tall and long and big. She is tan. Her soft shirt is black.

The Orange

Once upon a time there was an orange. One day the orange turned into a pumpkin. The pumpkin was carved. The very next day the pumpkin got a light in it. The jack-o-lantern went to a different waterfall and fell down the waterfall.

Rotten Sandwich

Once upon a time there was a sandwich but it was no ordinary sandwich. No one could eat it because it was rotten. The sandwich had a rubber ball in it. Daddy could eat it. It had a piece of ham in it. It got smushed by the fan. Daddy did not want to eat it. A squirrel ate it. It went the tummy. Down, down, down. The squirrel said, “yum.”

Boo Bag

Once upon a time there was a knock on the door. Aiden ran down the steps to see who was there. He opened the door. He said “hello.” No one answered. Aiden ran up the steps he looked at the front door. He saw a boo bag. He saw starburst. It was red and yellow. There were sour patch kids.

Erasers

Once there was a pile of erasers. Ryan and Aiden played and played. Mommy never played with the erasers. Erasers had baby erasers in them. The mommy erasers never grew up.

Lemon Tree

Once there was a lemon in a tree. And the lemon talked to mom everyday. Mom talked to the lemon. The lemon never left the yard. The lemon never went into the house. A hotdog is better than a lemon.

Daddy’s Sandwich

Once there was a sandwich and on the side there was beer. Mommy wanted to eat it. The sandwich had ham and egg in it. The final thing in the sandwich was pickles. There was a daddy in it. The daddy had a baby. The daddy also had a brother. Now he had two babies. The babies played and played. “I love you,” one said the baby.

The baby’s grow up and the daddy leaves the sandwich. The next day the brother leaves the sandwich. The brothers leave the sandwich. Mommy put the sandwich away and ate a turkey sandwich instead. And the next mommy got a pizza hut. She ate the pizza hut in the store there was 10,000 people.